2010 MARCH
5/03/2010 ALICE IN WONDERLAND: 3D
Tim Burton's adaptation of Lewis Carroll's much loved children's story. Will play in IMAX as well as 3D. A
05/03/2010 CASE 39 PAR A social worker (Renee "COLD MOUNTAIN" Zellweger) fights to save a girl from
her abusive parents, only to discover that the situation is more dangerous than she
ever anticipated. Ian (TV's "Deadwood") McShane also stars.
Has moved release dates more times than Christian
Bale swears in a three minute rant.
05/03/2010 CHLOE
A doctor hires an escort to seduce her husband, whom she suspects of cheating,
though unforeseen events put the family in danger.
Remake of a dreadful French film (NATHALIE). Directed
by the great Atom Egoyan, and with a terrific cast:
Julianne Moore, Liam Neeson and a revelatory Amanda
Seyfried.
05/03/2010 FROM PARIS WITH LOVE
In Paris, a young employee in the office of the US Ambassador hooks up with an
American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack in the city.
Directed by TAKEN'S Pierre Morel.
05/03/2010 LEGION
When God loses faith in humanity, he sends a legion of angels to wipe out the
human race. It's only hope is a group of misfits holed up in a diner, aided by the
archangel Michael (Paul "WIMBLETON" Bettany). Feature directorial debut for
Scott Charles Stewart.
05/03/2010 THE SCOUTING BOOK FOR
BOYS
When David discovers that his best friend Emily is being forced to leave their
caravan park home, he agrees to help her to run away. But after their plan starts to
unravel, secrets come to light that transform his life in ways he never imagined.
12/03/2010 GREEN ZONE
A thriller about a pair of CIA agents on the trail of certain Weapons of Mass
Destruction and a foreign correspondent following their mission.
Plot, schmot. This is Matt Damon and Bourne director
Paul Greengrass together again.
12/03/2010 ONDINE
The story of an Irish fisherman who discovers a woman in his fishing net who he
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Directed by Neil Jordan. Colin Farrell stars.
12/03/2010 THE DISAPPEARANCE OF
ALICE CREED
Two men fortify a nondescript British apartment so it can serve as a prison, and
then kidnap a woman and tie her to a bed. Before there's even time to react, we're
plunged into a very nasty situation, but not a simple one.
Excellent thriller, with knockout performances from
Eddie Marsan, Martin Compston and Gemma Arterton
12/03/2010 THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON
TATTOO
18 153MINS
The first adaptation in the trilogy of novels by Stieg
Larsson.
12/03/2010 THE KREUTZER SONATA Based on the novel of the same name by Leo Tolstoy
19/03/2010 MY LAST FIVE GIRLFRIENDS
19/03/2010 OLD DOGS PG 88 MINS
Two friends and business partners find their lives turned upside down when
strange circumstances lead to them being placed in the care of 7-year-old twins.
That the two men are played by John Travolta (with a
Nicolas Cage-esque wig) and Robin Williams would be a
cause for concern for any right thinking adult, but the
trailer is actually very funny.
19/03/2010 SEASON OF THE WITCH
"SEASON OF THE WITCH" stars Nicolas ("BANGKOK DANGEROUS") Cage as a
14th Century Knight in France who, along with a wide ranging group of warriors, is
tasked with transporting a suspect witch to a mountain abbey. Once they reach the
abbey, they hope that the monks will be able to understand and destroy her
powers, which are believed to be the source of the Black Plague. Directed by
Dominic ("GONE IN 60 SECONDS") Sena.
Nicolas Cage? As a 14th Century French knight?
Hahahahah.
19/03/2010 TAKERS
A group of bank robbers find their $20 million plan interrupted by a hard-boiled
detective.
The cast includes Matt Dillon, Paul Walker and Hayden
'Noooooooooooooooooo' Christensen.
19/03/2010 THE BACK-UP PLAN
A romantic comedy centered on a woman who conceives twins through artificial
insemination, only to meet the man of her dreams on the very same day.
Now that, Alanis, is ironic.
19/03/2010 THE GHOST
A ghostwriter hired to complete the memoirs of a former British prime minister
uncovers secrets that put his own life in jeopardy.
Directed by Roman Polanski. This is probably not to the
film's benefit.
19/03/2010 VALHALLA RISING
1000 AD, for years, One Eye, a mute warrior of supernatural strength, has been
held prisoner by the Norse chieftain Barde. Aided by Are, a boy slave, One Eye
slays his captor and together he and Are escape, beginning a journey into the heart
of darkness. On their flight, One Eye and Are board a Viking vessel, but the ship is
soon engulfed by an endless fog that clears only as the crew sights an unknown
land. As the new world reveals its secrets and the Vikings confront their terrible and
bloody fate, One Eye discovers his true self.
26/03/2010 CLASH OF THE TITANS
Zeus' son, Perseus journey's to save Princess Andromeda during which he must
complete various tasks set out by Zeus, including capturing Pegasus and slaying
Medusa. Liam Neeson plays Zeus, and Sam ("AVATAR") Worthington plays
Perseus. Remake of "CLASH OF THE TITANS," (USA/1981) directed by Desmond
Davis starring Laurence Olivier and Harry Hamlin.
26/03/2010 LION'S DEN An incarcerated woman struggles to raise her son from prison.
26/03/2010 NANNY MCPHEE AND THE BIG
BANG
Nanny McPhee (Thompson) arrives to help a harried young mother (Gyllenhaal)
who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war...19/03/2010 SEASON OF THE WITCH MOM "SEASON OF THE WITCH" stars Nicolas ("BANGKOK DANGEROUS") Cage as a
14th Century Knight in France who, along with a wide ranging group of warriors, is
tasked with transporting a suspect witch to a mountain abbey. Once they reach the
abbey, they hope that the monks will be able to understand and destroy her
powers, which are believed to be the source of the Black Plague. Directed by
Dominic ("GONE IN 60 SECONDS") Sena.
Nicolas Cage? As a 14th Century French knight?
Hahahahah.
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